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A little music humor

December 28, 2011

I saw this yesterday on the Well-Trained Mind forums and just had to share!

C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, “sorry, but we don’t serve minors.” So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, “Excuse me. I’ll just be a second.” Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, “Get out! You’re the seventh minor I’ve found in this bar tonight.” E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, “you’re looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development. ” Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he’s under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correction facility.
3 Comments leave one →
  1. Tamaran permalink
    December 28, 2011 12:23 pm

    It’s always good to be reminded that musicians are a little nerdy too šŸ˜‰

  2. Emily S. permalink
    December 30, 2011 7:47 pm

    Excellent. Loved it.

  3. Francesca Rose permalink
    January 1, 2012 10:23 pm

    Ha Ha Ha!!!!! That was great! Thanks for the laugh! (I’ve been sick for 2 weeks and still am coughing as well, so I know how you feel about all the plans for break not panning out.) Happy New Year!

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